Republic of Slowjamastan on Instagram: "🚨 ATTENTION CITIZENS OF SLOWJAMASTAN🚨 We regret to inform you that we have lost all contact with The Sultan. The last known transmission came moments before he was pulled over by law enforcement in the United States of America. Shortly after, communication went silent. His royal cell phone is off, his beeper remains unanswered, and even our fax machine has received no reply. All that remains is this mysterious recovered dash cam footage—the last visual e