But if I’m a baby and I hear “Dush wittle Katie want her wittle blankie?” I’m thinking: “What is that, a Hindu dialect? Knock it off and gimme the blanket before I wing this bottle at ...

Keep in mind, I’m not a therapist or any other kind of health ... Talk to them about it: The next time they talk to you “wiff a wittle baby wisp,” use your best parent voice and say ...