Of course, with playing the very first female dwarf, there comes some controversy: namely, where's the beard? That's the question ... but it could be a Sauron-style misdirect Lord of the Rings ...

Previously, she founded The Mary Sue. She Dwarf has a big beard, but she also has fuzzy feet. Her mother was the famous dwarven warrior Battle Mother, and her dad is a halfling carpenter named Barley.