Purim Shpiel: The following is a satirical article from The Jerusalem Post's annual parodic Purim page, The Jerusalem Roast. Enjoy!

Imagine it: rallies across the country, candlelit vigils at the gates of her Caesarea estate, and schoolchildren learning about her resilience alongside accounts of Israel’s fallen soldiers.

A drone was launched from Lebanon toward Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s residence in Caesarea area, officials said, adding that no casualties were reported.

UAV launched from Lebanon directly towards Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's home in Caesarea, no sirens sounded. The Netanyahu family were not home at the time.

Hezbollah drone strikes Caesarea near Israeli PM Netanyahu's residence As per IRNA, citing Hebrew-language sources, the drone was launched by Hezbollah, though Israeli authorities are yet to ...

A UAV was launched towards Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's private residence in the city of Caesarea on Saturday, but he and his wife were not home when it happened.

Occupied Jerusalem, SANA- Israeli media reported on Saturday that a Lebanese resistance drone directly hit Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's place of residence in Caesarea, southern Haifa.

Jesus predicted it 37 years before it happened. Herod Agrippa II and his sister Bernice, who heard Paul's testimony at Caesarea (Acts 26), tried hard to prevent it, as did the Jewish historian ...

An arch of the Caesarea aqueduct collapsed overnight Friday on Aqueduct Beach, which is an active bathing beach. Inspectors from the Israel Antiquities Authority arrived at the site Friday morning ...

The ancient aqueduct on a beach in Caesarea collapsed overnight (Thursday). Inspectors from the Antiquities Authority arrived at the site this morning, and on Sunday, a team from the Antiquities ...