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Time was, I would review this Blind Date column every week, but nowadays it’s very rare for me to do two weeks in a row. Time gets away from me, my brain doesn’t work on Saturday mornings any more, I ...

After last week’s Belfast fairy-tale, the magical month of March finds us back in London, projecting our misguided need for love and happiness in troubled times on Yukari, 29, a freelance motion ...

When I first clocked the pair stepping forward to be mangled by my malice in this week's Guardian Blind Date, ...

Well, we had a good run, but it’s back to the heteronormative agenda for the Blind Date this week. Braving the glare of page 83 of the Saturday magazine this week are Marta, a 30-year-old project ...

For reasons best known to the Guardian, this week’s Blind Date takes place in Berlin, which, for those who were busy nodding off in geography or off school altogether doing aerosols through a tea ...

Today peeking into the jaws of the lion, we have Mariana, 34, a publishing rights manager, and Oliver, 32, an account manager at a creative agency. Two creative-adjacent people dressed like they’re ...

How do you solve a problem like Alexandra? Maybe she isn’t the problem. I was bullied at school. I may have mentioned it. From my very first day, when I ran enthusiastically to the Wendy house and put ...

In a week where, if Twitter were a dog, it would be taken to the vet so it could ‘go live on a farm’, and Match of the Day inexplicably became the most important TV show in the country, let us take a ...

What a week, huh? Let’s never speak of it again. But before we Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind the last few days – or should we go back and do the last few months? – let’s spend an evening with ...

Socks again for Christmas. Liver and onions for tea. That guy asking you out on another date and knowing ...