The year is 2006, and Vampire Weekend have just formed. George W. Bush is president. The first smartphone won’t be released for another year. Music blogs are flourishing, and the old recording ...

President George W. Bush Tuesday launched a campaign against ... "One of the ways that our nation wastes energy is through what they call vampire devices," Bush said, such as battery chargers ...

he promises to drive a stake through George W. Bush's heart. The Secret Service has paid Mr. Shakey a visit, promoting this comment from the would-be President Vampire: Sharkey told The Columbia ...