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By D. Fenestrate, Music Correspondent and Bolshevik lackeyMOSCOW - Russia has a brand new singing star this morning after ...

"Here's the reason why every true patriot should support me when I start bombing Iran again after the mid-terms," US ...

French politicians have slammed rioting school kids for blockading roads without the use of tractors. A government spokesperson complained that the children didn't understand "proper protocol", and ...

Silence descended on newsrooms across the world as they realised that US President Donald Trump had not opined about some story he'd just seen on the telly.'Whether it's the RAF Fairford incident, the ...

Vehicle parking spaces at Kendal's Westmorland Shopping Centre have been widened from the standard 2.4m wide to 2.6m wide.This was needed because modern cars are suffering an obesity crisis and are ...

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It has been announced that AI has discovered all jokes and there are no new humorous phrases or actions left. All humour is ...

We’re pumped!’ yelled a jubilant teacher. ‘We love new stuff. These new vocational thingies are going to be great.’An excited ...

Brian Welch (51) has just spent five weeks researching 3D printers, weighing up size, price and reviews and then spent £562 ...

In an early morning post on the world's most ironically named social media platform, its owner posted a message claiming he ...