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My prediction: Bayside are starring in a Super Troopers sequel. Their manager verified that the snozberries do taste like snozberries. My prediction: The band wants to relive their punk roots and ...

sheets. Think of it as a shock and awe campaign on your palate, where goat cheese tastes like cheesecake, a bold cabernet tastes like a sugary port, and the snozberries do not taste like snozberries.

REDFORD (WWJ) - Did the snozberries really taste like snozberries? You'll have the opportunity to ask that question and many more as two stars from the classic film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate ...

But don't quote me on that. The Snozberries taste like Snozberries. Right this minute there are four colors, each of them sort of chrome-like, red and blue, then the obvious gold and silver.