On the three occasions I’ve seen a shark clear as day while surfing, I was just enjoying the lineup. Then there’s the other dozen times I’ve gotten that sharky vibe and left the water.

If Sharky likes your tale of perfidy, heroism or just plain weirdness at your IT shop, he will supply his particular brand of Shark snark. Q: I've got a really funny story, but I could get fired ...

If Sharky likes your tale of perfidy, heroism or just plain weirdness at your IT shop, he will supply his particular brand of Shark snark. Q: I've got a really funny story, but I could get fired ...