Because, recounts Patton, “ain’t that rock ‘n’ roll?” If you had the chance to poop in Axl’s juice, you’d probably do it, too. Sounds like we have a topic for the next Uproxx Doc.

Soap opera actor Dylan Michael Patton faces a judge Thursday on charges he sold cocaine out of his Los Angeles home. Patton, 20, played Will Horton for a year on NBC’s “Days of Our Lives ...