Check out these new one-liners to keep the joke stash fresh. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

Well, forget all those dried-up, boring jokes of yesteryear and enjoy some hot, fresh laffs ... You wouldn’t mind a Barb joke or two following us into the new year, would you?

Remind yourself you’ll have a good story later and try to crack a joke ... daily mind shifts into your own life and increase your positive attitude. Face each day with this fresh perspective ...